Fame

Wasn't it Jude Law who said "The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about?" And he should know!

Its amazing what a few days 'exposure' on the net can do. One day I am a jobless fashion disaster, the next day I have Perez Hilton on the Blackberry asking if I will do lunch this week! The Fugly girls are keen to have me over for a waxing and gossip session (with cocktails served by Intern George!) and The Onion are making serious offers...

However, I'm not fussed. I know fame is easy come easy go and I should be focussing on what's really important (what colour Yogitoes towel to use today?) like my practice and World Poverty.

Oh ok, just my practice then, I don't have enough time to cover WP today. I discovered what had happeend to Flatsie! Oh poor Flatsie. She was mistakenly picked from the airport by a guy who thought she was his mail order bride.

I had to go get her from this guys apartment. Well he'd chained her to the bed so I had to go in with a hacksaw. She' ok now.